Occam's Frazier

When you explain a simple concept using a bunch of fancy words so you can appear smart.

I hate bar trivia with Bob. Bob always goes full Occam's Frazier, and he's still wrong!

by D-Dawg777 November 23, 2024

Occam’s Balloon

A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.

Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.

by Halak Qz April 1, 2025

occasion

a special or noteable event, ceremony, or celebration.

"she was presented with a gold watch to mark the occasion"

by Arminkshipper August 19, 2025

occas

three types of occas who look like mr sacco the common occas, docile but looks werid, uncommon occas looks even weirder but still looks like mr sacco, hostile; do not approach. The Rare Occas (or ultra rare occas) is either a spider like creature (sacclone biblical prophices) or a distorted being who is 12 feet tall and can kill you just by looking at him. He was created for occas liberation.

Some Dude and stinky sohuld are having a conversation

stinky sohuld - My students have 20 assignments due and I didnt teach them about it!
Some Dude - You woudnt like me if I was occas.

by gruguru January 14, 2026

Raisin Occasion

A random craving to engage in sexual activity with a women or man with sufficient wrinkles (usually over the age of 60).

Guy #1:
Dude, I know this might sound weird, but the lady in the admin office was really nice, and kinda pretty in an old lady kind of way.

Guy #2:
Sounds like your craving a raisin occasion!

by Mumblefish January 21, 2010

Bi-occasional

someone who is straight, but up for some same-sex action every now and then.

Olivia :"Helen mostly hooks up with hot guys, however i have seen her have some fun with girls."

Kate: "She's so bi-occasional."

by katepollydoodlealladay October 21, 2010

Delusional Occasions

Occasions are delusional when you once knew what was going on but no longer understand the occasions after 10 seconds

"I was texting my friends and there was some delusional occasions occurring"

by suckyamuddabattyboy January 8, 2023