Random object

Pass a random item to a person, they accept it and you say 'random object'. They have to hold it for 24 hours, unless they can pass it to someone and the chain continues. To know the rules means you're playing! The object must be random (ie not a knife at the dinner table).

I got random objected yesterday and had to carry round this dildo for the whole day.

Random object by Lozzachops May 5, 2006

relationship object

A common way of men (especially American men) being treated by women, whereby the man is valued not for who he is, but for the role that he fulfills in the woman's life. Similar to the way some men treat women as a sex-object.

Wow, Julie has no clue as to what her husband wants or needs, it's all about her. The poor guy is a total relationship object.

relationship object by ajd6460 April 24, 2010

SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome) 

A condition which causes an inability to focus on any particular person while online dating. SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome) generally occurs in the early stages between initial contact and meeting for coffee. Signs of onset include: a) habitual perusing of profiles b) a desire to maintain prior conversations and c) enticement with new inbox messages. In severe cases, lack of sleep is commonly noted. Unfortunately, sufferers of SOS become nearly incapacitated at meeting another person.

Shelby: I started conversing with Jerome online, our messages were engaging, and all seemed to be going well, then suddenly he simply disengaged. I just don't understand it.
Tara: This sounds like a classic case of SOS, Shelby, and he's suffering from exposure to SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome), which has incapacitated him.
Shelby: What shall I do?
Tara: Unfortunately, there is no known cure for SOS, which leaves you to search new profiles and email enticing messages.

SOS (Shiny Object Syndrome) by chukar October 24, 2014

Shiny Object 

The distracting item, person, or activity that keeps you from doing what you should be doing.

Something unintentional or unforseen that distracts you from getting anything done or goals accomplished.

Marlene was working at peak efficiency when opening up her email became the "shiny object" to her day.

I really wanted to be productive this weekend, but my kid getting sick became my shiny object.

Shiny Object by ADHD Fabulous June 3, 2009

Dull Object 

a dull object is a dullened object such as A stick, A sword, or even a rock

Mary was injected by a dull object

Dull Object by ThatSoFunny December 3, 2007

foreign object 

Something that is somewhere it doesn't belong or doesn't naturally exist.

Can also be used to derogatorily describe immigrants.

Damn tire is going flat, I must have picked up some foreign object on the highway.

foreign object by MustangGT September 25, 2005

Fastest man-made object 

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.

Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.

Fastest man-made object by Zach Drahbege January 12, 2009