numpty

A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.

Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling!
Katie: You numpty.

by Katie =) May 9, 2006

numpty

paul the scaffolder from m/boro i work with

paul you numpty get up hear.

by lee10ant December 14, 2008

numbfuck

One who preforms mindless and seemingly unrewarding activities over and over again. Often used as a synonym for fucktard or stupid. Do not confuse it with dumbfuck.

Due to the large number of numbfucks who attempt to add the names of their friends and pet goldfishes to the Urban Dictionary who are clogging the system, this definition will likely languish for six months before being reviewed and ultimately being rejected by another numbfuck who mistakenly believes that its fun to just click reject on everything they see.

by Mr. Normal May 19, 2007

numpty head

An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!

Why have you come out of the house with no trousers on you numpty head!

by nutman17 May 24, 2007

numpty

In the kitchen, a 'numpty' refers to the person or persons who :

a) Leave empty boxes in fridges and storage areas
b) thaw chicken stock in hot water
c) use 9 different containers for the same product
d) dont have a clue of wtf is going on around them

"That new kid is a right numpty"

"have you seen the numpty who left this empty box in the freezer?"

by Phil Scarfone August 3, 2007

Numpkin

A magic blue haired elf that will attract you great wealth or extreme misfortune.

Jerry brought a Numpkin with him on his trip and never came back!

by Chris Armes August 10, 2006

numpty

computer illiterate people that really think the computer can think for itself, cook its own dinner and do the ironing, will have the ultimate answer to everything and doesnt need any numpty input.

The numpty always rings customer services because they can't find the "any" key!!!

by numpty dodger October 10, 2006