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Nuclear Cruise 

A better name for a Long Island Iced Tea. Only to be used on a Funship. Preferably with Shelia and Non-Shelia
"Yo Armand, can we have a round of Nuclear Cruises, gotta get ready to stanky leg at the D-Y-NASTY"
Nuclear Cruise by Nard Dawg March 11, 2010

Nuclear Coffee 

Another term for leftover coffee - especially really good coffee. When you have too much cold coffee to dump out before starting another pot so you nuke it a cup at a time in the microwave. This is different than re-warming a cup you allowed to get cold. Incentives are high if you buy really good coffee and happens most frequently in the morning or late afternoon.
"Okay, there's plenty of nuclear coffee in the pot. It's good stuff and you can microwave it, so don't dump it out and make a new pot. I don't give a rat's ass if you're a coffee snob. it's to good and I paid to much for it to dump out."
Nuclear Coffee by Da Chetster March 25, 2013

Nuclear piss 

When you piss in a hot shower and the heat / steam from the water increases the stank to an unbearable level.
Dude i had the worst nuclear piss this morning, it about gassed me out of the shower.

pee nuke piss stink shower
Nuclear piss by B.Robert B. May 29, 2013

Nuclear family 

A traditional family with a mother, father , kids and (Sometimes pets). The father is a breed winner and the mother is a housewife. Both parents are married.
Father is called Head of the house or breed winner

Mother is called housewife or Mistress
Daughter is called young lady
Son is called young master

Animals are called pets
The 50s big history was the nuclear family
Nuclear family by 459395 May 16, 2023

nuclear wessels 

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

Nuclear Penis 

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.
Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!
Nuclear Penis by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008