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Number One Bullshit

Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.
"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov
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Number 15

Number 15 Burger KIng foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus.
Person ordering at Burger King : Can I get a number 15 please with a large root beer?
Me: DON'T GET IT!!!! THE LETTUCE HAS FOOT FUNGUS!! DON'T GET THE POP TOO!!! YOU"LL GET DIARRHEA
by SHORTCAKE :) February 1, 2019
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number 2

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."
by x January 31, 2003
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Number 1

Yourself.
by Jazpur October 29, 2011
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Nuberty

A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.
He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.
by Honest Justice May 31, 2006
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Grosjean Number

Palindromic, sequenced, or repeating numbers on odometers/trip meters.

Doug Grosjean, of IBMWR Presidential fame, has always been fascinated by palindromic or repeating number sequences as they rolled up on the odometer, frequently posting pictures of his speedometer as the odometer and trip meter lined up to make memorable numbers. Who doesn't remember cracking that first 100,000 miles on their vehicle?

While some number combinations are naturally occurring, the chances of other combinations self-occurring are remarkably slim and require preplanning by the watcher. This helps provide some level of interaction with the process, further improving the enjoyment achieved by people wanting to create their own Grosjean Numbers. Having multiple odometers helps improve the difficulty of creating multiple number combinations further decreasing boredom while on those long trips!

A friend's son attending Penn State explained the phenomenon to his math teachers, who quickly adopted Grosjean Numbers within examples of their class work.
Grosjean Number examples can be found on your speedometer

Odometer-/--Trip meter
0123456--/--789.0 => 01234567890
1234565--/--432.1
1111111--/--111.1
1000000--/--000.0
by edeslaur October 6, 2009
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ponce number 1

a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.
"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
by greyfrust September 21, 2009
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