Potato

something idiots confuse with a tomato.

yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?

by Laura July 4, 2003

Potato

An individual who is boring or bland; lacking special distinction.

Suzy: "So what's the new boyfriend like?"
Sally: "He's a potato."
Suzy: "A potato?"
Sally: "Yah, like if I was hungry and went and cooked a potato and ate it, it's good, it's a potato, but it's just a potato. He needs some chives or sour cream, or a motorbike."

by Kendra Hobbs December 28, 2005

Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

by Babyygoose May 10, 2018

Potato

1.A vegetable
2.An insult

1.Tim: You're a big fat potato
2.Tim: You're a big fat potato

by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

potato

a very yummy vegetable

'never dare to say anything bad about a potato'

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Potato

A non-furry dog

My potato is great

by ArchieSouppppp January 25, 2021

Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 3, 2016