Penis

The only thing that all men are vain about.

Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!

what you hear when someone plays the penis game

I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 3, 2021

Peni

Referring to multiple penises, typically used in the place of 'dicks'.

Philosopher: "It is little known that the hydra also had three peni, but that's enough about me."

by DatBoiAJ July 17, 2016

Penis

Justin bieber's favorite food

Jb you sure ate that penis real good

by Penis/pussy lover September 5, 2016

Penis

You are a six year old typing this

Kid: lets type penis on urban dictionary
Principal: the fuck is wrong with you

by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022

Penis

Common typo for pens

Bill: man I love penis

Gordon: bro what?

Bill: sorry I meant penis

by I love pens July 17, 2022

penis

a penis is what a trangender has and what someone with no bitchs dosn't have

yo mom how did u give birth to me when u have a penis

by bigboyondrugs March 25, 2022