Next Myspace

Anything that was once successful but a big failure now, or going to be a fail.

Geek1: OMG, Google has just introduced Facebook killer social networking site Google+ .
Geek2: It's definitely awesome, it will make Facebook next myspace.

Guy1: WTF is this with Netflix and Qwikster, if Netflix don't listen to us consumer they will be next Myspace

by captainright October 9, 2011

Play-nexted

Hostile takeover of the establishments Juke Box. Spending exorbitant amount of money or credits to dominate the juke box with shitty country music.

Some douche bag in the cowboy hat "Play-nexted" all my songs on the juke box.

by Le Shawn May 21, 2015

got next

Commonly used in sports, too, such as at a basketball court. Related is "got last," which means that the person has the game available after whatever group(s) have currently has called next.

Who got next?
We got next and we have our five.
You got next? Who got last?

by S. Dog December 9, 2004

Next man

1. A term used to describe a man you don't know but is or has been relevant to some aspect of your life.

2. A random guy.

Generally used in a derogatory sense, expressing distaste for the person in question.

Derives from the phrase 'as much/well/good as the next man'.

'So I went to the club expecting to hook-up with Kate but she was there with some next man'

A 'How did you get that black eye?'
B 'I was just minding my own business and got shoved into a wall by this next man, so I got mad and ended up in a fight with him'

'Who's that next man?'

by Perm September 21, 2006

Next Day

A derivative of "see you tomorrow".

Friend A: Next day, yo.

Friend B: Next day.

by Rockhound6165 September 28, 2008

next muffin

Phrase first made by comedien Ross Noble in his 'Next Muffin' sketch in which he trys to spot faces in the tops of muffins.

Also makes a good random shout-out phrase.

There's a face...next muffin

...next muffin

by Stuart F July 26, 2006

next question

a very smug, self-righteous way to avoid response or giving the time-of-day when asked a question

"What have you done for T.O., besides get him kicked off the Eagles?"
*T.O. smirks*
"Next Question!"

How many people have you slept with?
Next Question!

This thong isn't mine; whose is it?!
Next Question!

Hi! How's it going?
Next Question!

by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008