Netflix 

Oh! I forgot to mention!

Hym "Netflix waved their password sharing bullshit to make sure I was able to see the new black mirror shit! You raised the price and added ads! The price of domestic goods has increased by 250%! I make 180% more than I had in the past and I'm still broke as a joke! Still bought the subscription didn't I!? And what happened!? No Hajime no Ippo and Inside Job still canceled!? Jupiter's Legacy!? No!? Come on guys. We gotta figure this whole thing out. All the shows are good though but come on guys. The working class is footing the bill on the whole inflation front and you're doing that? Now is the time for that?"

Netflix by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Netflix 

A company that lures people in with shitty original movies and has (almost) killed off cable, aka the goat for streaming. They have also created "device limits" and started this trend which Disney, of course instead of investing in crowd control in their parks, decided to invest in this bullshit on Disney+. If netflix was actually losing money from password sharing, the ceo can always quit his job and make his way to the nearest hiring mcdonalds. They even killed support for iphone 8 and X so they can only be used on the phones that nobody can afford.

Man 1: Aww, Netflix Household won't let me into my own account because I'm on vacation
Man 2: Time to board the ship I guess

Netflix by frylock428 February 10, 2025

Netflix Jail 

Netflix's irritating business practice where they release TV Anime series they Acquired/Co-Produced Internationally, months after its original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan instead of Simulcasting weekly.

Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.

While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.

Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.

Person 1: Hey Man, I can't wait for Great Pretender to come out on Netflix!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!

Netflix Jail by DuwangKaizer June 2, 2020

Netflix Syndrome

A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.

Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...

Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.

Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.

Netflix Syndrome by arfy900 June 4, 2016

Netflix and Chill

sex

when he says he wants to netflix and chill but you realize he has no TV

Netflix and Chill by zek123 July 2, 2016

Netflix Friend

When one or more of a Netflix subscription holder's acquaintances (not necessarily friends) 'shares' the account for his or her own pleasure.

Joe: "Dude my mom looked on my Netflix and I'm in deep shit because it said I watched American Pie!"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"

Netflix Friend by e.e. cummings October 6, 2013

netflix depression 

The period after finishing a television series on netflix in which you search to fill the void it left in your life.

Tommy just finished season five of Breaking Bad and is suffering from major netflix depression.

netflix depression by ablake08 September 25, 2013