"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"
"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"
"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"
by Spankie, EarlyDays March 23, 2015
When a man gets on his hands and knees. There are two guys on either side of him. He's entered from both sides, and makes a lot of noise. Like uhhhhhhheeeehhhhhhiiiiiuuuuuuhhhggghhh
by Mrs.Pruitt January 15, 2015
Bro yesterday I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and she had me do the sausage muffler to make it quiet.
by Terms from work January 22, 2023
1. The rectal opening
2. pooper
3.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the entrance for oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, kitchen accessories, appendages, etc. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.
4. Where GAY people show their love!
5.Term used to describe the silencing of gas build up upon expulsion through ones anus.
2. pooper
3.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the entrance for oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, kitchen accessories, appendages, etc. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.
4. Where GAY people show their love!
5.Term used to describe the silencing of gas build up upon expulsion through ones anus.
by cowhead330 February 25, 2011
"Did you hear? Last night Leroy gave Samantha a Tennessee Muffler when she was giving him a rimjob!"
"I'll bet she was pissed."
"I'll bet she was pissed."
by Leroy Jones August 26, 2013
Someone who never wants to have fun. These people also don't want you to have any fun either. Basically these people just suck and you don't need them in your life.
by Joanette February 03, 2010
the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.
Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.
by seamanrob February 09, 2010