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Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*
Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!
Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!
Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
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The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
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The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
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