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phantom myspacer

A user of the widely popular social-networking website Myspace.com who has created an account with very limited and/or false information so that other users can not determine who this person really is, but lets the creator of the account view and check up on other myspacers secretly.
Harold: My old friend came up to me at the bar and told me all this stuff he read about me, but could have only read on Myspace. He's not on my buddy list, and he said he doesn't use myspace even.

Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.
by Mark Simon September 20, 2008
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myspace angles

Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.

It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"
by cyberpimp July 11, 2006
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MySpace Fade Away

When you message someone on MySpace asking for a number/date and they conviniently sign off without even replying to your message.
John: "I don't know what happened! Everything was going fine until I asked her out. After that she signed off and hasn't returned my message since!"

Robby: Looks like she did the MySpace Fade Away on your ass!

Friends: Dammmmmmmmnnnnnn!
by Devin Carter January 9, 2008
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myspace slut

sort of like a myspace whore but usually worse.
myspace whores usually post nude or almost nude pictures on myspace.
but myspace sluts do the same thing.
but going further by actually fucking someone they met on myspace.
See that girl over there?
She is such a myspace slut.
She hooks up with random guys she met on myspace.
by Marisa Mafiga April 14, 2007
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myspace pose

getting a little too much into posing for pictures.

ironically on the website myspace, almost every user has this same pose.
Wow! That girl's getting really into that myspace pose!

POSITION:
-eyes looking upward not toward camera
-arm in an awdward position: elbow out, peace sign directed to ones own side of face.
-pucker up lips
by Lizzle Gio October 7, 2007
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Myspace

it's 3:45 AM, your eyes are sore form looking at the computer screen for 4, no wait 5 hours...uhh who cares because all you care about not is myspace. You log into your Myspace everday, you've even missed the funeral of your mother to read that message from that attractive scene girl from Peluca, Idaho. Speaking of scene kids. Out of the 4,543 friends you have you only know about 70 personally, but for some unholy reason you know every single scene kid on your myspace, though the SONS O' Bitches all look alike. Your life is in shambles due to your Myspace addiction. You go to work tired, thus becoming cranky. In meetings all you can think about is what bulletins people have posted or what cool neat comments you have.

For all those reason you lose your job. Why? Because when you were at your nice doctors job at the Children's Hospital instead of writing needs Chemo-Therapy ASAP, you wrote, "PLZ comment on my pics!@@!"
At this point you're at home it's been three months since you lost your job, now you live with you mother all your real friends have left you, because now you have alienated them for your MYspace friends. Just another statistic.
Please if you don't get help at CHARTER, Please get help somewhere.
ME
crackpipe is to Crack as Keyboard is to Myspace
ME
by Christopher Ess October 10, 2005
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myspace bulletin

a group of words posted for all of your myspace friends to see that typically consists of a curse of bad luck, survey, mass murderer,pleas for comments, insane obnoxious list of things wanted in a relationship usually includes some sappy love story , announcement of new pictures, etc.
oh em gee i better replace this myspace bulletin or else an evil clown will come and get me

lyke OmG that myspace bulletin was lyke sooo0oo cute* i want a relation ship like that LOL LOL
by m.mcall September 5, 2008
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