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golden mouthwash 

The act of peeing directly into your partner's mouth. Then the one who recieves the urine is called the gargler because they gargle the urine for approximately 30 seconds. Then the gargler spits the urine into his partners mouth and he becomes the gargler. This cycle repeats until the urine no longer tastes like urine because of it being waterdown from the saliva. Then they play paper, scissors, rock and the loser then has to swallow.
Tina is tired of her breath stinking because Sarah always wants to give her a golden mouthwash.
"Sarah, can we skip the golden mouthwash tonight, because no one at school will talk to me while my breath smells like your urine," Tina exclaimed while Sarah was crouching over her mouth.

Mouthwash 

A product for people who are too lazy to brush their teeth
You: I use mouthwash
Friend: You're fat, aren't you?
Mouthwash by 13awesometrick37 July 29, 2010

tallahassee mouthwasher 

When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.
People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.

Montezuma's Mouthwashed 

When a guy ATM's a girl after she has eaten a bunch of spicy food. Burning her mouth from last nights spicy dinner
Last night i montezuma's mouthwashed that girl from the mexican food resteraunt. She got burned twice!

Ass-to-Mouthwash

a high test mouthwash used only after one is ATMed. an extremely acidic concoction, not to be used more than once a week to prevent withering of the gums, melted teeth or disintegration of oral tissue
-oh jesus, Rocco was really feelin' it last night, he fucked me in the ass then busted his nut in my mouth.
-oh wow, been there. I have some Ass-to-Mouthwash you can borrow if you want.
-hellz yeah girl
-just make sure you spit it out after like 3 seconds.
Ass-to-Mouthwash by Bum Stigity Bum November 13, 2011

Mississippi mouthwash 

When u steal a friends cup and gizz or urine in it and they unknowingly drink it..best used on haters or people u cant stand..
He may have slept with my girlfriend but i got the last laugh with the mississippi mouthwash..