march moustache madness

a time when any crazy moustache is acceptable. the name comes from march madness

-dude are you really gonna participate in march moustache madness?

by captain cecil paul March 26, 2008

Finger moustache

To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.

Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.

by PhilipSkovgaardDK February 23, 2009

porn moustache

aka porn 'stash

the close and neatly trimmed moustache not extending beyond lips word by adult film actors, especially Ron Jeremy

Buck told friends he was an actor, but they could tell he was only in stag films because of his telltale porn stash.

by chromedome December 7, 2003

angry red moustache

When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.

I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.

by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

Pant Moustache

A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.

How was your swim?

It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.

by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011

Sriracha moustache

The result of sex with a menstruating woman, then wiping your penis on her face.

"Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."

by Dharma Midget March 8, 2017