A highly religious group of people who love the Lord Jesus Christ, and try their best to be like Him out of love for Him. They believe God is our loving Heavenly Father, and that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. They believe the teachings of Jesus Christ and the prophets can help people gain peace in this life and eternal life in the world to come. They believe God has always used prophets to teach this to his children. They believe Jesus Christ was the only perfect, sinless person to ever live, and through his grace we are saved. He is the only object of their worship. They believe the church Christ set up was rejected by the people at that time and was not restored in its fulness until 1820 when God the Father and Jesus Christ, out of love, appeared to Joseph Smith and called him to be one of their prophets. Under the direction of God and Jesus Christ himself, Joseph Smith restored Christ's true church: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. As evidence of this to the world, God had Joseph Smith translate The Book of Mormon: Another Testament of Jesus Christ. They believe the Bible is the word of God, and that The Book of Mormon is also the word of God. The Book of Mormon helps them more clearly understand the Bible. Mormons believe God answers prayers and families can last forever. They believe salvation can come to all who choose to follow Jesus Christ in word and in deed.
by infaredx November 15, 2012
A self-righteous person who feels right at home working as a tax collector or a security clearance inspector.
One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.
A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.
A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
One of the self-righteous, inhospitable persons who follows me up and down the aisles of a market when I shop for groceries in Utah.
A Utah resident who, upon seeing my big white beard, treats me like a pariah.
A person who, having never read the Bible, believes that Jesus is Satan's brother, that God has a few million wives, that couples stay married after death, that the dead can be baptised into the faith, and that it is perfectly good business to cheat gentiles.
Heber is a Mormon. He religiously screws gentiles in all his business dealings and often mistreats the wives.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A CULT!!!
Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.
Those suited bastards who come to your door with promises of a new religion. The believe that a religion created in 1830 is more pure and truthful than the 2000 year old alternative. They are completely against hearing or even taking a pamphlet on your religion.
Mormon: "Hi! Would you be interested in some information on the Mormons?" *smile*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*
Me: "Sure, but only if you take some info on mine." *hands a pamphlet on Satanism*
Mormon: "I see." *runs away*
by kilgor May 19, 2005
the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage
i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)
by PlayDohMan June 05, 2006
Mormons do this:
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you
Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.
Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you
Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.
Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.
by E 2 tha Z April 15, 2008
A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
by Lon May 13, 2005
A virus caught in the westerm part of the USA that causes delusions of Godhood and visions of Moonmen and fictional planets named Kolob.
by Protect Yourself July 09, 2006