the monster

"the monster" the thing that takes up part of you after using Crank (crystalized meth) he eats you up..

Damn, she been takin by the monster.. never shoulda done that meth

by K.T. January 8, 2005

Monster

The thing under your bed.

There is a hideous, man-eating monster hiding under Timmy's bed.

by LlamaMama902 January 19, 2015

Monster

1. A song on Lady Gaga's The Fame album.

2. An energy drink.

3. Something that scares little children.

1. That boy is a monster. Mo-mo-mo-monster.

2. Kate drank a blue Monster at the party.

3. Mommy, check under the bed and in the closet for monsters.

by arianne! August 18, 2010

Monster

1. (a) Something that is incredibly large.

2. (a) Something which is amazingly cool.

1. That tree is monster!

2. The game last night was monster!

by Jimmy Kickarse July 15, 2006

Monster

Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.

Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."

by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007

monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

by Bob April 26, 2005

Monster

Something that is so beast, that in some way, shape, or form, it could be considered a legit beast.

Dude, I was walking down the street and found a 20 dollar bill on the ground. Shit was monster as fuck.

by CYaNoTiK January 20, 2011