tity monger

1. A bargaining merchant of tits

2. One who frequently screws tits

1. That tity monger set up a stand where he sold tits at various prices.

2. That tity monger couldn't get enough of her tits, he fucked them all night long.

by Nick and Mike September 5, 2007

Menu Monger

A Menu Monger is someone who waits in line at a fast food resturaunt and when it is their turn to order, they have no clue what they want to eat and it takes them forever to decide on food.

"I would have gotten out of McDonalds sooner but I got stuck behind a Menu Monger."

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 23, 2008

Reek-monger

It’s basically just a person that absolutely stanks due to a lack of personal hygiene. If you go more than 5 days consecutively without a shower you’re probably a reek-monger.

Steven: “ ugh, did you smell Matt in the hallway? That man needs to take a damn shower for once in his life?”
Marcus: “ Yea facts, I was boutta yack. He’s such a reek-monger.

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Edge monger

Some who is so edgy they get even more edgy.

Riley Dodds i s an edge monger

by Itzvike September 14, 2017

point mongering

The act of actively analyzing a graded test, project, paper, etc. for the sole purpose of finding an error in the instructor's ways and "getting back" points to achieve a higher score.

"Why is Keegan arguing with the teacher?" "He's point mongering."

by Doctor_T September 24, 2011

penis monger

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"

When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.

by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006

Cock Monger

1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.

"God he is such a Cock Monger!"

by D0NNY May 8, 2010