Mold Allergy

A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.

"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."

by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012

Slime Mold

Mold that's also slimy.

My bread has slime mold on it.

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Mighty Mold

A man who loves having sex with short men.

That crazy Mighty Mold done gone and fucked another midget!

by Smokey da Bear April 22, 2006

HDog molded

When someone is invited to, stays in, or is generally associated with the HDog friend group or groupchat for long periods of time. Usually have lost all sense of reasoning, language, and mental stability.

Person A: "OOGA OOGA RAH *Ramble noises*
Person B: "Ah shit, he's HDog molded. Let's get outta here!"

by redemtions December 16, 2022

Mold Traction

A post that suddenly gets attention well after it was posted.

Did you see that post from a few years ago suddenly gaining mold traction ?

by Kilg%re March 11, 2025

Mold

Grows best between 77-86 degrees.

Hym “Look at the mold shit. You see how full of shit you’re allowed to be. Like... you’re not anonymous but your full of shit. And you’re clearly a narcissist. Fascinating. You’re quite the creature. It’s good to know that my charlatan detector is working. ‘You’re allowed to criticize me but you have to be nice! Except don’t be nice because being nice is bad.’ What a clown. What an actual clown. And what you guys like to do is use kids as a meat shield to push your fascistic ideology.”

by Hym Iam November 2, 2022

kiwi mold

A fruit with mold on it.

Kiwi mold is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 August 18, 2023