mink

vape

*Walking into school br* “Yo, you got a mink?”

“Yoo, bro lemme hit your mink”

by neithabeiir June 16, 2025

mink guarding

When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.

Look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. She is going to run from him really soon.

by running out of patience May 8, 2009

mink mink mink

The sound of someone beating the dog shit out of someone, especially with three punches

Bro, Jerome beat the fuck out of Jimmy, all it took was one wrong look, then mink mink mink

by Apersonofthosearth December 19, 2022

Mink You

an incessent, condescending, salty, bitter, degrading, fake and cute way to say thank you.

"Heres your $5 footlong, Ma'am."
"mink you!"

by lifeofmexicans May 22, 2016

mink monk

something you say when you are stoned and can't think of anything better to say/ its just a funny word to say when you are high.

Jake: Paul, why can't you meet up for the group project on the second floor of the library.
Paul (high): Cause your a mink monk!!

by pZ4sheZ May 20, 2010

Mink Flick

An action performed by a female in self defense or for amusement. Involves the flicking of ghost vaginal discharge with extreme force/velocity at a victim/prey. Can involve the use of apparatus such as keys, BBQ tongs, chopsticks or paper mâché. Most effective when used with stainless steel metal soup spoons as the gangrenous properties of the fluids are intensified.

WARNING: Can cause the victim/prey extreme physical dis-figuration when used in anger by the assassin.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.

Watch your step Maverick or I'll mink flick you"

Pearl was on her way home from lawn bowls last Thursday night when she was approached by a group of juvenile delinquents whose intention was to mug & rape her. Pearl Mink Flicked the shit out of them, they were permanently disfigured & were never seen again. Rumor has it, they now live as a colony of mutants in Wisconsin under a railway bridge.

by albinobike January 20, 2014

Mink Eye

A person who has mental deficits caused by multi generational inbreeding of a small geographically and cultural isolated population.

Some Mink Eye can play the banjo very well.

by Inquisitor October 25, 2020