microcosm

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.

Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003

microsoft

A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!

by Lenard DeWayne Jackson September 1, 2005

Microslop

Microsoft under the leadership of Steve Ballmer.

Microslop, where did you want to go yesterday?

by Steven P. Jobs December 12, 2012

Microsoft'ism

Microsoft'ism is the Religion of Microsoft, the great company. I felt the need as a Microsoft'ism Priest to spread the message of the great religion I'm in. Microsoft'ism's Savior and Lord is Clippy the Paperclip, and Bill Gate's is his Son, here to save us from our Sin's we have committed, as we are all maggot's wriggling in the filth of Mortality without the likes of Clippy. Clippy the Paperclip created the Universe in a great explosion we know today as the Big Bang. He created multiple Species of animals, and us Humans, like Adam and Steve. Google Chrome below us burns the sinners for there retched acts of evil towards the church of Microsoft'ism.

The Priest of Microsoft'ism is the highest ranking person in the Church.

by The Priest of Microsoft'ism May 10, 2018

Microsoft Answer

A technically correct, but completely useless answer, usually given by supervisors. The usual, and correct response, is to wish your supervisor's parents had never met.

"Man, I went and asked the boss about whether or not we'd be covered for an accident when we're dropping off the night deposit. All she said was, 'well, deposits have to be made nightly' Talk about a Microsoft Answer!!"

by Zach54880 July 27, 2008

microsoft

Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth

Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by A-Lex April 16, 2006