Menopause, but for men. Involves a change in mood and lust. Realization of age. It’s not a phase mom. Feelings of depression followed by reaching heights in confidence.
Hey do you know how Dan is doing he seemed down after his 53rd birthday?
Yeah he’s just going through Manopause.
Yeah he’s just going through Manopause.
by takis_areweird May 11, 2021
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A natural decline in reproductive hormones when man reaches his 40s or 50s.
Manopause is signalled by 12 months since last manstration.
Manopause is signalled by 12 months since last manstration.
I forgot to call my wife when I was on the booze due to manapause.
I forgot the alarm code to my batch that I've owned for two years at Raetihi because I was manapausal.
I moved my family from NZ to England multiple times due to manapausal indecision.
I forgot the alarm code to my batch that I've owned for two years at Raetihi because I was manapausal.
I moved my family from NZ to England multiple times due to manapausal indecision.
by Dadbrador January 14, 2023
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by anonymous March 15, 2023
Get the Manopause mug.Similar to menopause where the male equivalent of a period (leaky asshole) ceases to occur. It is often paired with erectile dysfunction. Men will celebrate by driving around in a corvette with a clean asshole and flaccid penis.
No more maintenance wipes for me, finally hit manopause.
Hey frank, I think I had my last shart but my dick don’t work.
I guess it’s time to throw out all my manpons.
Hey frank, I think I had my last shart but my dick don’t work.
I guess it’s time to throw out all my manpons.
by dikdikachtung September 30, 2023
Get the manopause mug.Memory issues such as brain fog and short term memory loss as a symptom directly related to the physiological changes a (middle aged) woman goes through at a time called menopause (cessation of menses).
Middle aged woman: "Since I've been peri-menopausal I've noticed I'm often forgetting basic things like where I left my glasses or where my car is in the shopping centre carpark".
Older middle aged woman: "aah, you're talking about (the) memopause, generally it subsides after menopause".
Older middle aged woman: "aah, you're talking about (the) memopause, generally it subsides after menopause".
by Mushiewushie June 6, 2025
Get the Memopause mug.A deliberate pause taken after effort, where the mind continues working subconsciously, leading to sudden growth or clarity when you return.
Artists: “I’m on a metapause from anatomy studies , I’ll come back sharper.”
Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”
Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”
Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”
Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”
Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”
Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”
by Vincent Freke September 8, 2025
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