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Jedi Mind Meld

A failed attempt by a politician to gain some credit with scifi fans by butchering some phrase from a fictional univeres. A form of Palinpropism
Mr. Obama: <boring political talk/> "We need a jedi mind meld with the republicans 'America shall live long and prosper for this is not the budget you are looking for"

Joe Biden: "Oh no you didn't"

On the other side of the galaxy
Captian Kirk: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force......<pause/>, as if the president said something dumb <pause/> and <pause/> millions of nerd voices suddenly cried out in laughter and suddenly started making new memes. <long pause/> I fear something terrible has happened."
by Darth Spock March 8, 2013
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meade

last name of a beauty, the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet she can be everyones bestfriend has boys chasing after her but in the end only likes one boy will grow up to become rich and famous
Her last name is meade, maybe I should go and talk to her.
by ffffffffurm October 14, 2008
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malden high school

MHS is an urban high school about ten minutes north of boston(by revere, everett, medford). You can find every type of person at mhs...black white latin asian native american middle eastern, you name it..people from every country on the planet at the school. There is a lot of trouble there caused people who are in/ think they are in gangs(drugs, fights, etc); the school does not have a good rep for being so "ghetto" and is a place most want to avoid; people only go because they have to. However, there is also a decent number of students who succeed, and for the most part, the different types of students get along and value their diversity and have a desire to succeed.

Malden was named best place to raise a family in Mass in 2008.
(outside malden high school)

wankster1: yo i got expelled from mhs for showin my knife.

wankster2: shoot, i just dropped out too. more opportunity for trouble there than for anythin else.

honor roll vietnamese kid: what do you mean? I got straight A's and was president of key club and I'm going to Harvard for free next year.

wankster1: man, we shoulda stayed at mhs.
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honors kid 1: dag, why do we have to work three times as hard to get into a good college here than at some private school? we don't get enough credit.

teacher: truth.
by beaniebaby4398 May 18, 2009
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Mederick

Very funny and weird at some points: often a ladies man but toooo sensative- you cant get enough of a "Mederick"; sometimes a "Mederick" will be the one to live large in the future times
Mederick is so funny...LOL
by CC2012 March 11, 2010
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meden agan

The words 'meden agan' are written on the temple at Delphi.
by mihailoff February 20, 2005
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Mederma lady

A bird-like woman who appears in 2008 advertisements and commercials for Mederma, a product for scar treatment. Originally raised by wolves, the Mederma lady lives in a cave and only comes out to frighten audiences on television and in magazines. Even after her scars fade, she still has the ability to frighten such villains as Nosferatu, Frankenstein, and the notorious Voldemort.

The Mederma lady preys on young children and Unicorns. Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for the Mederma lady.

She is to be feared. If you catch a glimpse of her, please wash your eyes out with pepper spray to reverse the process of blinding.

Also can be used to describe a female who would almost be attractive if it weren't for her face.
"Did you see that hideous girl in class yesterday?"
"Yeah, she's a real Mederma lady."


"Billy, come inside before it's dark! You never know if the Mederma lady is preying our neighborhood."
by muffy the mederma lady slayer October 18, 2008
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Melder

The stage between middle age and elderly. Not a specific age, just as a tween is between youth and teenager. It is a state of mind.
I'm not an elder but I'm not as young to be considered middle age, I am a melder.

The doctor described her as "a pleasant melder of 79 years, who enjoyed running, swimming and her grand children."

A cool, chill elder, is considered to be a melder.
by RadioGuy2014 July 3, 2014
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