Melbourne Mouth

The melbourne mouth or commonly known as #mm is a facial expression in which one will open their mouth as wide as it can go. This expression is adopted in awkward situations or occurences where it is so awkward that a person will be unable to explain their actions, or defend themselves, and thus can only respond with a melbourne mouth.

"that lachlan is a genuine tosser"

"hes right in front of you mate"

melbourne mouth

by mm:( ) April 13, 2013

Melbourne Boi

That one guy from Melbourne, Australia (you know who) that everyone sleeps with at least once.

Guy 1: hey, it's the Melbourne Boi
Everyone Else (in unison): hey, I've slept with him
Guy 2: I fucked your mom

by JackBlackthethird October 12, 2023

Melbourne Sound

A joke of a subgenre, attempting to unify EDM, electro, vague dance aspects and is as close to electronica authenticity as Bonkers was to grime. In fact, most of its shitty synthesised overlays sound like they've been sampled straight from Dizzee's Bonkers they're that shit.
Fortunately, this shitty attempt at music (or making people wanna commit acts of sexual harassment and probably suicide) died in 2014, with the only known perpetrators of this hideous noise left living in remote areas of North Wales as they're bored as fuck.

"Josh, are you listening to fucking Melbourne Sound again?"

Josh: "Yeah"
"In the shower?"
Josh: "Yeah"
"You're tensing in front of the mirror to it again aren't you"
Josh: "Yeah"

by Rhowen101 May 2, 2018

Melbourne Cup

Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.

Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.

by Diego November 5, 2003

Melbourne Belly

An aliment that occurs to vegans when they visit Melbourne and live on a diet of mostly Lord of the Fries Burgers and other and faux meat products. The symptoms usually include gassiness, bloating and constipation.

Man, I have Melbourne belly... haven't been to the toilet in days.

by bridget_bones October 1, 2010

Melbourne Cup

Holding a testical in each hand while performing felatio.

The trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.

Last time I was in Sydney I was invited into the toilets for a Melbourne Cup.

by Milliways November 4, 2013

Melbourne, Florida

1. Melbourne, Florida (also known as "no not the cool city in Australia", "Melboring", or "the city in which everything closes at nine o' clock and there is nothing left to do after ten except eat junk food and watch re-runs of Family Guy". A one-Starbucks town where teenagers go to the park and trip up rollerbladers and watch them windmill their arms in a desperate attempt to stay upright for their main form of entertainment.

Where the Hell is Melbourne, FLORIDA????

by demon penguin October 9, 2008