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Definitions by JackBlackthethird

Floater-Holder 

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Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).
Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.
Floater-Holder by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023

Skepticising 

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The present action that belongs to the word skepticise.
Bro 1: "Dude, are you skepticising about me and yo mom?"
Bro 2: "No...what?"
Bro 1: "Lol, I fucked your mom."
Skepticising by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023

Melbourne Boi 

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That one guy from Melbourne, Australia (you know who) that everyone sleeps with at least once.
Guy 1: hey, it's the Melbourne Boi
Everyone Else (in unison): hey, I've slept with him
Guy 2: I fucked your mom
Melbourne Boi by JackBlackthethird October 12, 2023

Rizziest 

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Whoever has the most rizz within a six-block radius.
Guy 1: I am the rizziest around, don't ya know?

Guy 2: Actually I think you'll find that title belongs to me.

Guy 1: Do we need to have ANOTHER rizz off?

Guy 2: I think so.

Guy 1 & 2: Rizz off timeeeeeeeeee!!!
Rizziest by JackBlackthethird May 28, 2023

Rizz Off 

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The battle between two broskis to determine who is the rizziest.
Broski 1: Dude you have no rizz

Broski 2: I have more than you, pal

Broski 1: Wait, does this mean what I think it means?

Broski 2: Are we about to have a rizz off?

Broski 1 & 2: Rizz awayyyyyyy
Rizz Off by JackBlackthethird May 28, 2023

Rizzgnored 

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Rizz that is ignored.
Dude 1: Dude, how many bitches did you pull last night?
Dude 2: Absolutely none. I was rizzgnored.
Dude 1: LOL. I fucked your mom.