4 definitions by JackBlackthethird

Rizzgnored

Rizz that is ignored.

Dude 1: Dude, how many bitches did you pull last night?
Dude 2: Absolutely none. I was rizzgnored.
Dude 1: LOL. I fucked your mom.

by JackBlackthethird May 17, 2023

Rizz Off

The battle between two broskis to determine who is the rizziest.

Broski 1: Dude you have no rizz

Broski 2: I have more than you, pal

Broski 1: Wait, does this mean what I think it means?

Broski 2: Are we about to have a rizz off?

Broski 1 & 2: Rizz awayyyyyyy

by JackBlackthethird May 29, 2023

Melbourne Boi

That one guy from Melbourne, Australia (you know who) that everyone sleeps with at least once.

Guy 1: hey, it's the Melbourne Boi
Everyone Else (in unison): hey, I've slept with him
Guy 2: I fucked your mom

by JackBlackthethird October 12, 2023

Rizziest

Whoever has the most rizz within a six-block radius.

Guy 1: I am the rizziest around, don't ya know?

Guy 2: Actually I think you'll find that title belongs to me.

Guy 1: Do we need to have ANOTHER rizz off?

Guy 2: I think so.

Guy 1 & 2: Rizz off timeeeeeeeeee!!!

by JackBlackthethird May 29, 2023