Matted Weave

what happens when maliaya doesn’t wash her hair for weeks on end

“what is going on with that matted weave, you can’t see the scalp”

by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025

Maxed Out

Overdoing It/ Doing way too much, overacting, being too loud, or just pushing it past normal limits.

-“She was maxed out at the party — heels too high, makeup too loud, tryna be seen.”

-“Bro actin’ maxed out just ‘cause he got a lil attention.”

-“Shorty was cool at first, then started gettin’ maxed out once the cameras came on.”

by playacentric October 9, 2025

chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

get maxed

when your college kicks you off campus for breaking covid guidelines

Make sure you're always wearing your mask, you don't want to get maxed.

by olay_tamale February 17, 2021

fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs

Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden

by chamegachell May 1, 2021

Girth maxed

When a male enters a vagina too small and it causes severe tearing of it’s inner walls

Did you hear that Johnny Girth Maxed Claire?

by Theedger November 6, 2025