female masturbation

FEMALE MASTUBATION is when a woman touchs her clit, inserts her finger in her vagina,inserts a vibraitor etc. to climax (aka Orgasm).
To stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend enjoys female masturbation more than sex!

by Upset with girlfriend May 18, 2006

Masturbation Shame

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.

The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.

by David Daunt July 15, 2016

Masturbation Medium

John.

He found his true purpose in Colorado as a masturbation medium. He just knew if you masturbated that day.

by Rocco O August 22, 2020

Masturbation

The thing everybody does, but no one will admit to doing.

Also called

Jacking off
Beating the meat
etc.

Person 1: Do you masturbaste?

Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?

Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...

Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...

by Teh Sexinator May 3, 2009

Madsturbation

The act of masturbating to vent anger. Usually practiced by teens who listen to Slipknot or Korn.

Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!

by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

emotional masturbation

v. 1. Making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;

Jane "I'm fat" Dick "No you aren't"

by Ben Johnson October 4, 2004

intellectual masturbation

Fascinating intellectual breakthroughs regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior which are completely unprovable and utterly without use, and therefore of no real consequence to anyone. See also: philosophy

Etymology: the mental counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but hasn't accomplished anything at the end.

The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis states that language influences human thought, so that native speakers of different languages think about concepts in incommensurably distinct modes. Linguists and psychologists contend fiercely over the validity of this claim, oblivious to the fact that it is intellectual masturbation.

by samd12345 August 6, 2007