Lord Mantequine Himself!

An expression of frustration

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"

by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008

Mammequin

A female mannequin that's been shaped to have an outrageously huge rack. Double D tittows at minimum. Often placed in the front window of a smut shop and dressed in naughty school girl or Sailor Moon whorewear to show off the merchandise for passersby. Most guys would seriously consider banging one of these things if given the chance...

A guy and his flat-chested girl walk by the local Triple X Emporium when she sees him eyeballing a large breasted display dummy.
Girlfriend: "Were you just lusting over that slut nurse in the window?!"
Guy: "What? Uh...hell no, baby, I wasn't eyeing that mammequin at all, just the outfit! I was thinking how hot it would look on you!"
Girl sighs contentedly as Guy wonders if banging a mammequin's illegal...

by Odiumrex October 2, 2012

Mantequila

The male version of a butter face. Derived from the Spanish word for butter. Also works as man tequila, inferring that one will need some tequila before for the unattractiveness of a male can be overlooked.

I just got hit on by a mantequila, I'm gonna need about four shots before I can take his ugly ass home.

by Sticky Sheets January 20, 2015

Fannequin

When you place a wet coat or shirt over a non-operating standing fan to dry it out, it looks somewhat like a mannequin, ergo, it's a fannequin.

I was really scared when I got home last night as there was a figure lurking in the darkness! Boy, I was relieved when I realized it was my fannequin.

by Mashfan777 March 10, 2021

Albuquerque Mannequeef fiesta

The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.

Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.

by Imindless February 7, 2020

jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley

I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020

Teniente Mantequilla

A person, usually who puts themselves above everyone else, but that everyone knows is a loser.

Person 1: Ugh, it's that Teniente Mantequilla guy again.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a bitch.

by Ssjvaca March 28, 2024