Mashfan777's definitions

rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

Fannequin

When you place a wet coat or shirt over a non-operating standing fan to dry it out, it looks somewhat like a mannequin, ergo, it's a fannequin.

I was really scared when I got home last night as there was a figure lurking in the darkness! Boy, I was relieved when I realized it was my fannequin.

by Mashfan777 March 10, 2021