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mangled hangry

Typically a person who gets not only hangry, but easily offended by talking to them like how "men talk to other men". Hence the mangled term. After confirming the other person is officially hangry... Only men strike with head on samurai precision for the kill. Thus, being left "mangled" by another man's low blow insult. instantly, increasing the emotional distraughtness from hangry to leveled up "mangled hangry" or leveled down how ever your perception views it. Being a victim of someone hangry treating you like shit. Easily 1up by insulting the hungry son of a bitch with your savory taste of cut-throat insult comedy. Good luck and happy cut throating.
"That jerk, Mike is mad at me because I ate his snickers candy bar". Son of bitch just lightweight snapped at me. But I bluntly told him a joke about his ugly wife.that just made him pissed off to a point he felt like his soul was ripped out of body and left "mangled hangry".
by asshole rick December 7, 2019
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star spangled and mangled

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.
by Chowpal November 21, 2017
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Mangled

Oh shit I’m mangled
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mangle bangle

a fat fucking cheater who is also a commie
"hello guys my name is mangle bangle and today im gonna fuck my 100000000000000000 non-amy wives!!!!!!!! reestablish the soviet union!!!!!!!!!"
by _jtoniii July 1, 2024
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mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.
Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.
by FreakStorm January 9, 2014
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Mangle

Guy 1: aw man I just mangled my friend’s sunglasses
Guy 2: aw yeet
Guy 3: *high pitch screaming*
by Mrs. Cratchit December 8, 2018
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Mangled

to completely shred some musical dynamite
Im telling you bro, he mangled that solo. Fire was coming out of his finger tips and everything!
by SirWhaleathon April 6, 2024
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