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malboned

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine
"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"
by wiseacidness May 19, 2010
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Mambis

The mambis is a male being whom (when blessed with the God given physical capability) accidentally bites its own penis off. This usually leads to the death of the mambis because the mambis tries to put the severed penis back on, instead of seeking medical help.

the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.
Charlie: Quit yer bitchin, ya mambis
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!
by Daltonlovesmusic March 1, 2009
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Macbook wanker

A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"
by zoola-azul January 11, 2012
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Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!
by rolan2 August 6, 2008
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White Mamba

Is considered by many as the GOAT (Greatest of All-time) in the NBA. And known as the MVG (Most Valuable Ginger).
The White Mamba just made another 3-pointer with hand in the face.
by A4Andy March 31, 2011
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madbob

A pseudonym used by persons of indeterminate age/sex who may be looking for opportunites to express their sense of rage and injustice in a comically puerile fashion.

Often referred to using the full name MadBob McCunt
"I was waiting for three hours for you to come back and remove your washing from the tumble dryer. As you didn't, I took it upon myself to remove them and carefully fold them into the basket that you see under this note. I hope everything is still here by the time you get back. Also, I wanked into your pillowcases. Love MadBob McCunt
by MadBob May 12, 2007
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mammol

a term used for an overly horny macedonian who cant seem to ever get enough of the oriental

the mammol is an extremely rare species and once found, should be left alone as to not disturb it from its natural behaviour which some observers consider to be very queer

it consists of loitering around a cafeteria, looking for a perfect opportunity to pounce on its favourite prey... the appol!
1. wink: where did all my apples go?!
alex: i dno, a mammol probably took them all

2. marho: omg look over thar!
sally: omg what is that mammol doing with that apple?!?!?!
kumar: i wanna watch bert and ernie
by some animol June 10, 2008
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