bam margera

First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.

Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.

by molly September 2, 2004

derk magerk

1. Someone who talks with a dirty mouth

2. derk

Mr. X: Dude I was msurbating ALL night

Mr. Y: You're such a derk magerk

by Fritz Haarmann January 6, 2009

Bam Margera

A rare, possibly extinct, mutation of the chimpanzee, without the aforementioned's charm or wit. Tastes a bit like chicken.

"Who's that smelly fucker? Oh, it's a Bam Margera!"

by Mr Ned September 26, 2005

Bam Margera

-A Professional Skater who lives in a castle in the outskirts of westchester, PA.
-A Guy in his 20's that has a "don't give a fuck" attitude and does, basically, "whatever the fuck he wants," and MTV pays for the majority of it, i.e. his cars, etc.
-Sold out to MTV after Jackass (the tv series) finished and Viva La Bam began, leaving him with Thousands of 9-30 year old girls wanting to bear his children.
-Made element the most popular Skate Company around.
-Takes up all the glory as a skater leaving his team mates (Mike V., J Wray, Tosh T, etc) in the dust.

- All in all, he's a good skater, he just needs to lose his big head and keep to skating & lose this business he has with MTV.

Ex. of his popularity: Elementality. Most of his skate clips are mediocre things from Viva la Bam or shots we've already seen, and clips of him in his car rocking out to Sailorman.
Bam Margera.
My example sucks but whatever.

by Kay. August 14, 2006

brandon c margera

bam margera's real name. the c stands for cole. when bam was little he always ran into things so his grandpa called him bam. that's what i heard at least.

brandon cole margera

by loonyangel April 17, 2006

bam margera

The Biggest sell-out in the skate boarding industry. Steals ideas and logos from bands. Stars in a scripted show, where he pays his parents to act suprised while he does unnecessary actions. Spokes person for deodorant (with powerstripe). Eats shit, and rides on the name of his brothers band (CKY), and flaunts the logo for HIM.

All the little wiener kids at skateparks who stand at the bottom of ramps, wear pink Bam shirts. I hate that guy. His moles make me want to puke. I hope he cuts his own dick off when he falls on his giant gay belt buckle. I blame him for the fall of skate boarding.

by Dickie Roberts August 30, 2005

Bam biggity bam biggity bam Margera

Compton Ass Terry's pet name for Bam Margera from Viva La Bam.

on the phone: "Bam biggity bam biggity bam Margera"

by ~Princess~ April 30, 2005