broken lizard

1. a hilarious comedy group that made puddle cruiser, super troopers, and club dread.
2. a lizard that is, in fact, broken.

1. broken lizard is the best comedy group since monty python
2. hey look at that lizard. its broken

by vincent vega June 7, 2004

Lizard Jesus

The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.

"Lick." Lizard 001

"Lick. Lick." Lizard Jesus

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

Lazarus

Lazarus is a shy but goat when you know to meet him he is a caring and loving gentlemen who loves to hang out with friends. Lazarus is a very attractive but has many insecurities he loves sports and is not easily angry he has a kind heart and cares for people. Lazarus is okay in studies but chooses not to try and is very wealthy he can be trusted and is very fun to hang around

Hey you know lazarus?
No
Suck your mom

by [e-mail] June 3, 2021

tricky lizard

Hands-free male urination.

This is what happens when a male person urinates without using any hands. Controlling the wobbly "lizard" is quite "tricky."

"Hey I just did a tricky lizard!"

"My hands were all nasty with grease and tar so I had to pull a tricky lizard."

by Ray Berger August 5, 2009

Blue Lizard

A new street drug that can be bought and sold easily causing a user to halucinate blue lizards. Users feel more comfortable with bags on their heads.

1. "Dude I just got high on some Blue Lizard!"

2. "Why the fuck are there blue lizards everywhere?"

3. "Why is there a bag on your head?"

"I'm high on Blue Lizard."

"Ohhhhhhhh..."

by Dick9InchesLong April 14, 2010

Bob Lazar

This guy was hired by the US military to attempt to reverse-engineer an unknown physics defying air-craft - until he realized that keeping this technology a secret was a crime against humanity - so he came forward with his story. His college attendance was wiped from existence by the government in order to discredit him. We know that he actually DID go to MIT because of a newspaper article about Bob that the government seemingly missed.

Person 1: Did you hear that Bob Lazar was on an episode of The Joe Rogan Podcast?
Person 2: No is it good?
Person 1: Joe Rogan Podcast check it out!

by ReplexBoi April 29, 2021

flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008