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loveholic

a person who's obsessed or addicted to love is called loveholic. Loveholics tends to reminisce about their past love life, depressed with mental disorders cause by love completely indulged in hallucinations. Their mind progress only of love.
My friend's a loveholic, shes taking prescription drugs but there isn't any sign of improvement.
by jelloMix October 18, 2008
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lovesick

So deeply affected by love as to be unable to act normally. It may be reciprocated or unreciprocated.

When it comes to studies or work, you get distracted and misfocus easily cos the face of your crush appears in your mind every millisecond.

Your mind is preoccupied with thoughts of s/he.

You will eventually begin to find it hard to enjoy your everyday life and would rather be alone and think of s/he.

Slowly, your social life and you school/work life will be affected.

You will be more interested in the person's life more than the lives of the people around you, in fact, your 99.999% of your mind is filled with thoughts of him/her.

Whenever you are out of your house, you will hope to see him/her. Unknowingly, after your work/school, you will appear at places where both of you met or the places where you think s/he might have a higher possibility of appearing.

You begin to be very conscious about your every move and seem to be always smiling when you are near him.

If you admire him from afar, you may rehearse the moments when both your eyes are met.

You will begin to have a terribe habit of trying to "overananalyzing" the person's every move, finding evidence that s/he is secretly in love with you too.

When you start to think that s/he might not even know your existence or might not even like you a tiny puny bit, you become unreasonably depressed.When it comes to studies or work, you get distracted and misfocus easily cos the face of your crush appears in your mind every millisecond.

Your mind is preoccupied with thoughts of s/he.

You will eventually begin to find it hard to enjoy your everyday life and would rather be alone and think of s/he.

Slowly, your social life and you school/work life will be affected.

You will be more interested in the person's life more than the lives of the people around you, in fact, your 99.999% of your mind is filled with thoughts of him/her.

Whenever you are out of your house, you will hope to see him/her. Unknowingly, after your work/school, you will appear at places where both of you met or the places where you think s/he might have a higher possibility of appearing.

You begin to be very conscious about your every move and seem to be always smiling when you are near him.

If you admire him from afar, you may rehearse the moments when both your eyes are met.

You will begin to have a terribe habit of trying to "overananalyzing" the person's every move, finding evidence that s/he is secretly in love with you too.

When you start to think that s/he might not even know your existence or might not even like you a tiny puny bit, you become unreasonably depressed.

One-track-mind.

You start to lose concentration on many things and find it hard to make decsions in everyday life.
Sally is lovesick; all she thinks about is Samuel and neglected her friend's presence.
by daphnepq December 16, 2008
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loves the cock

Expression for a celebrity who doesn't admit he's gay.
by Sebastian Be. April 30, 2006
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Pikachu loves Ketchup

Pikachu (Pokemon) really loves Ketchup and when Scyther (Another Pokemon) breaks Pikachu’s bottle of Ketchup, Pikachu cries and is sad.
Use Pikachu loves Ketchup when talking to people who loves Ketchup and Pikachu
by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019
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loves the gloves

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.
Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"
by 234897324 October 10, 2018
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loves the cock

Derogatory term for some of homosexual tendancies.
"See that bloke there, he LOVES THE COCK"
by Anonymous January 8, 2003
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loveseat

A couch made big enough for two people to sit on. Often the site of foreplay (sexual bases 1-3). If more than two people sit on a loveseat then an orgy is almost guaranteed.
Yeah hes had that loveseat for a while now so those stains on it are of questionable origin.
by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005
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