Lorelai

Another spelling of Lorelei made more popular by the Gilmore Girls.

A mystical water and land creature, much like a siren who sits on a rock in the Rhine river in Germany and lures sailors to their death with her song. She sings, they steer their boats to her unaware of the sharp rocks underwater, they crash and perish.

Also appears more recently in many songs, including by The Pogues on the album Peace and Love a song by Styx on the album Equinox and a poem by Sylvia Path.

He doesn't stand a chance if he trying to go after that Lorelai.

by manumahna February 3, 2010

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

LOREDANA

She is short, funny, and selfless. She often doesn’t do her hair though and smacks her husband. But they still love her and she loves them.

Something Loredana would say: “Crazy ass kids”

by emmz_2018 October 24, 2019

Lorel

An uncommon name for an american female. A Lorel is beautiful, nice, funny, hot, and the cutest girl you'll ever see. Any guy would be lucky to have her she is a great girlfriend. And a girl with a sexy voice that will rock your world.

That Lorel drives me crazy.

by Obe2122 October 13, 2011

Lorena Bobbitt

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010

Lorena

She’s literally the coolest kid ever

Lorena is sooo cool she’s a cool kid

by Cool kid lexiii June 20, 2019

Lorelle

Lorelle is a one of a kind rare breed. She can be stubborn but their hilarious humor makes up for her stubbornness. Lorelle like to argue, it’s what feeds her soul. Her beauty will make any man drop to their knees and her pussy will make them beg. If you have a friend like Lorelle, don’t lose her.

“Oh have you seen the new girl?”
“Yea, that’s Lorelle, she’s sooo hot and funny!”

by princeofegypt21 August 4, 2020