Lochte

To destroy a restroom and then claim to be a victim.

Jocelyn went in the bathroom and Lochted it up!

by airlai August 22, 2016

loach

reaching into someone's asshole to steal their shit.

when i went to loach my boyfriend, i found a ring in his ass! then he proposed.

she loached me so hard that i don't think i'll ever need to shit again

hey, are you guys going to the world-renowned music festival loachella?

by X0 Loach 0X June 3, 2008

Loophole Virgin

A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina

Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole

by Apollo83 July 23, 2019

toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

by ol buzzard March 7, 2014

Loch Ness Monster

n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.

Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"

by drobert January 9, 2010

Lochlan

Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.

Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan

by -M☺️ August 9, 2016

loch

A lake leading out to the via narrow passage. Used in Scotland and Eire.

Loch Ness is a famous loch. Alrigh ya bumfluffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004