Lefty

An analytical thinker. The left-brained thinker. The mystery-solver. The solution-finder. The lefty's mind thinks more like a computer than a human. A lefty will not rest until they find the answer to the problem, because in their mind there is no peace with "I don't know"!

(v) I can't keep up with him, he's way too lefty for me!

(n) Lefty just figured out what was wrong with the car.

by Lefty Goldenrod February 3, 2010

lofting

The act of taking Zoloft for recreational use; to get high off Zoloft

Did you see Jessica lofting the other day before school?

by joostin13 October 20, 2008

loft

A crappy, overpriced, undersized apartment that real-estate agents market as trendy. Frequently located in a crappy ghetto and/or a contaminated former industrial building, facts that the real estate agent also downplays.

Real Estate Agent: Look at these new lofts, priced from $1500/month. They're in a vibrant new neighborhood in a historic landmark building.

Really: A 400 square foot walk-up apartment with a cheap coat of paint hiding the asbestos. Should rent for $500/month, but some sucker is willing to pay $1500. The neighborhood is almost never as nice as the brochures make it out to be.

by Uncle Lance March 19, 2009

Loft Weasel

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

Lefty's

Some people dont know this...but left handed guys are THE HOTTEST GUYS IN THE WORLD. see WINSTON.

I"m not kidding here....it's the absolute truth.....EVERY left handed guy taht i have ever met...with the exclusion of ppl over thirty...no offense..are FUCKING HOTT!!!!!!!!

by anonymous November 25, 2004

lefty

one who masturbates with their left hand, especially if they are right handed while doing everything else

"dude i masturbate with my left hand"
"i thot u were right handed"
"well for jackin it, im a lefty..so u can call me lefty"

by lefty September 12, 2004

Lefty

When a right handed person performs a handjob on a partner but only uses his or her left hand, therefore performing a handjob of poor quality.

For the definition of receiving a handjob from an actual left handed person, see abomination.

Person 1: So, did you get anywhere with Suzie last night?

Person 2: Yeah, no, I guess.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: Well, she gave me a lefty.

Person 1: Ooooh, yikes, I see. Sorry, man. Someday you'll get that manjob.

by Harmonica John October 20, 2010