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NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 23, 2019
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Loose Leaf

1. A medium sized piece of paper with blue horizontal stripes, and 1 red vertical line.

2. A slur said to white people for their skin colour.
1. “Hey, can I write down a list?” “Sure. I got Loose Leaf in my office.”

2. “Hey, what are you doing around here, Loose Leaf? This is my turf.” “My fault, OG.”
by ETHAN619er March 31, 2021
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National leaf day

“Hey do you want to hang out later?”
I can’t sorry I’m making a cake for national leaf day”
by Wowimswag June 1, 2021
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Leaf Green

A dark green of most tree leaves. Symbolizes, wisdom, comfort, and loyalty. Also of a deep, pure, and true love based of faith and honesty, not sex.
“He/She had the aura of leaf green, of a true sort of person
by Erica5 January 6, 2009
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Leaf Jam

the act of hardcore jamming while raking leaves, alone and/or with friends.
i'm raking leaves..at the Scott's house! LEAF JAM! *unc* *unc* *unc* *unc* *unc*
by merp10 December 3, 2009
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leaf erikson

chronic sprinkled with vicodin
(vicodin-> viking-> leif erikson-> leaf erikson)
by dr. don dapperson July 25, 2010
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A penguin on a leaf

This is a phrase used to express extreme happiness or joy. It is mainly used within friendship and relationship situations. It is used because of the happiness it gives you, as if you are in a different place, like a penguin would be if it were on a leaf.
Person 1: "Will you go out with me?"
Person 2: "Yes!"
Person 1: "OMG! I feel like a penguin on a leaf!"
by yummyyummy1234 November 22, 2011
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