LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.

Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.

by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008

Lapsii

The Holy Grail of intelligence.

Damn, I can't find my dictionary. Dude just ask Lapsii.

by V Juice June 29, 2009

lapsley

A lapsley is one of the classier races on the planet, they enjoy an island paradise. And eat only the finest foods. The Lapsleys are partly a calm and industrious people, occasionally known for brief fits of lavish buying. Nearly always prominent members of society,

Anna's such a Lapsley man, what with her fancy school and house, and her parents are alwaysd inviting people over for dinner parties..

by fluropanda April 21, 2010

lapassion

A beautiful female and great wife and mother

Boy I'm going to marry LaPassion

by Reneeener September 14, 2016

Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

by Kubadude September 5, 2016

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022

Pierre Laporte Middle School

A shithole school. lotta hoes.

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

by Atreyu_6ix April 12, 2019