Lakeridge

A place where half the people there think they’re ghetto but there not. Half the students do some sort of drug, whether it be nic or just flat out whipping out their baked bar or cart and hitting that shit loud asf in the bathroom. It’s also the place where we boast about our football team where in the last 3 years have won 9 games in total.

Person 1: what school you go to?
Person 2: lakeridge
Person 1: fakeridge you mean?
Person 2: same difference

by praise pluto August 30, 2022

Lakers

The Greatest Team to ever play the game. From West, Baylor, and Wilt to Magic, Kareem and Worthy to Kobe and Shaq, the Los Angeles Lakers have the greatest team in sports history. And for all yoy laker haters out there, you're just jealous because your favorite team isn't as good as the Lakers.

The Lakers won the title in 1972, 1980, 1982, 1985, 1987, 1988, 2000, 2001 and 2002.

by Jacobs June 22, 2004

Lakers

In South-Central Los Angeles, wearing Los Angeles Lakers clothing and gear is generally considered gang-neutral. While wearing Lakers clothing won't necessarily guarantee your safety, it does make a statement to gang members that you're not looking for trouble.

Wearing Lakers gear in South-Central will buy you a little safety, but it is not guaranteed.

Red (Bloods) + Blue (Crips) = Purple (Lakers color)

by D.L. Crosse March 6, 2007

lager

Lager is a beer that is fermented at relatively cold temperatures. Lager is NOT an ale. Lager yeast strains perform best at these cold temperatures, while ale strains create a violent fermentation whose yeast is suspended in the whole column of the fermentation. Ale yeast can be 'cropped' from the top in a froth that collects from this violent CO2 production, and is therefore labelled "top fermentation" while lager yeast lies on the bottom of the fermenter. Hence "bottom fermentation".

Pilsner is a style from Pilzn, which is a Czech style lager. It is what today's standard lagers are meant to be, but often miss the points of the style.

The term 'lager' is German for aging, which refers to the 'secondary fermentation' where little CO2 is produced, yet yeast is still inside the vessel. Ales undergo little or no secondary fermentation, and get sent through a centrifuge or diatomaceous earth filter on the way to the bright tank for packaging. Some ales get racked directly to a cask for cask ales.

Lager? You lager, you brought'er!

by dorcus amungus April 25, 2007

Lamer

Lamer is someone who thinks they are smart, yet are really a loser.

That hacker wannabe is really just a lamer

by erin May 5, 2003

Laker hater

A person who thinks they're down, special, and cool just because they hate the Lakers. Usually jumps to and sells out to different teams that have a better chance of beating the Lakers.

Laker Hater:
"I love the Trailblazers. They'll kill the Lakers in game 7". 1999-2000 Season
"Screw the Trailblazers, it all about the Sixers, Iverson MVP". 00'-01' Season
"Iverson is a ball hog and Sixers suck, Kings in 7". 2001-2002 Season
"Kings will never beat the Lakers, so let the Spurs do the job and become champions, the Spurs are my new team". 2002-2003 Season.

Note: All of these quotes come from the same person.
Even though Shaq is gone, the Dynasty is over, Kobe can't carry the team and the Lakers suck now, I'm still a fan.

by Yea boy! May 8, 2005

cooking lager

Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.

It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.

by mikeyk April 7, 2005