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landing strip

#1 A runway for an aircraft, usually for smaller aircarft, and commonly made out of dirt, or grass, and without normal airport facilities. Eg: Terminal, taxieway, tarmac, hangers.

#2 A neatly shaved line just above the vagina. A landing strip points toward the pussy.
Random pilot #1 - Hey, we're running low on fuel, we should land at that landing strip.

Random pilot #2 - Yea, I guess you're right, bring 'er down.

I licked all around her, then started to follow the landing strip to her pussy.
by Minority July 24, 2006
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good landing

serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before.

Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."
After a divorce that tore me up, I made a good landing.

My boss fired me the week before Christmas, but I made a good landing.

The morning sun is shining and I'm coming in for a good landing.

I felt bad about losing her, but it was a good landing for me.
by Pasahogan January 9, 2008
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ladling

Spooning where the back person is grossly overweight and the front person is not.
Hey Jennie, what's up with Margie ladling Steve at the company retreat? She was totally giving him the four on the floor reacharound.
by bartlebee November 18, 2005
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landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.
I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
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landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.
Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.
by kb June 18, 2006
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Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.
Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?
by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014
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