Get the Kerstetter mug.The semi-evil younger brother of Neptune, Lord of the Sea. He is much less well known in ancient folklore, but is known to have spoken with a pronounced lisp. While the symbol of Neptune is the three pronged trident, Kreptune was bestowed with the lesser two pronged bident, a smaller version of which is now used to skewer olives for cocktails and the like. Kreptune is the nerd of Roman Mythology, never quite keeping up with the rest socially.
by ljrosse August 30, 2010
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by flagnsax22 December 1, 2010
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The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.
Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.
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