Kracken

A hung male penis that is at least 8.5" in length and 6" in girth. Used by one to either warn others of the beastlyness of one's own schlong, or to tell of the savage experience that was had recieving the dick.

Davy Jones: "I reeeally don't think that you ladies are ready for the monster in my pants, known only as...THE KRACKEN!!!!"

Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"

by itISme!!!! July 3, 2010

Kraka

A slur for a white person. The etymology is debated but its emergence from the African American community in the United States perhaps refers to either the 'Crack' of the whip from Slavery in the Antebellum south or an insult to do with the complexion of whites. Much like how the epithet "n*gg*r" is taken from the root word "negro" dark, itself from "nero", Italian for black; 'Kraka' perhaps refers to the white pasty appearance of cheese crackers and thus an equivalent retort to the extreme derogation. Due to historical contextualisation however, 'Kraka' is generally considered less insulting than 'N*gg*r'.

"Shut the hell up kraka"

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Kackalack

A noise a creature indigenous to the Staten Island and Poughkeepsie, NY area makes when it finds something funny.

God, listen to him kackalackin' over there." "While I do really enjoy listening to you kackalacking, why don't you take it easy?" "I can't stop kackalacking

by unnie1 March 14, 2011

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

kackass

a word you make up to get a girl to show her boobs to you

"Kierstin, if you show me your boobs, ill tell you what kackass means."

by dizzie October 27, 2004

Kracken

The Kracken is a chunky female usually with brown curly hair and hazel eyes. Her large tentacles that protrude out of her vaginal area will tend to scoop up a male and suck him inside of her. She has once had a train of about eight male strangers on her. She has herpies of the mouth and when sitting in an enclosed area with the kracken it tends to have a fish like stench.

Me: "Ugh the Kracken smells of fish today."
You: "Oh you mean Kelley?"
Me: "Yeah the Kracken. The one sucking you into her right now."
You: "Oh God!!"

by Crawford_H8er December 19, 2010

kraka

The term "kraka" is often misunderstood. Some people refer to it when speaking to a white person. The term "kraka" is used to its fullest extent when and only when its used against a person of any other color than white. The person being called the "kraka" must not enjoy being called the "kraka." To fully understand this, practice with it against people of non-white color.

Hey Juan, yoos a kraka.
Why you such a kraka Jaquees?
Ayy doo, di di dis foo Armante be a kraka.

by CTopher December 19, 2006