Knapp

Etimologically it comes from Knapper, which means to enjoy wearing excruciatingly tight shorts and loafers.

I saw a Knapp today and kicked him in the teeth.

by Captain Wang October 18, 2004

Knapp

A Knapp is named after Erik Knapp, the king of Knapps. Knapps are those assholes you see at Warped Tour with stretched ears, knee-cut-off skinny jeans, a crappy band t (like A Day to Remember or Vanna) and sometimes a flannel shirt. Knapps usually have a bad skater kid hair cut or some ugly fo-hawk. Their shoes are either worn-out converse or some skater shoes. Half the time they arent even skaters, or they used to be, or they still are and they never grew out of it like Tony Hawk. They usually end up looking like grown up skaters. They like to go to concerts to either mosh the shit out of themselves and end up looking like retards trying to two-step. Or they just stand at the back of the crowd because they're too big of pussies to make it to the front; they act like they are too cool for the band so they just stand there. They have a tendency to make fun of kids who like BMTH when the truth is, they used to love that band until everyone else started hating them. Often, they have VERY serious bromances with other knapps. They are either really hardcore sxe or they claim sxe and are not orrrr they just smoke a ton of pot alllllll day. Also, they will always act like they are cooler than you, but truth is, they are not.

There are also "lumberjack" or "hobo" knapps who are just knapps who have beards or really need to shave and always look like they haven't showered in days. They may also wear more flannel than usual.

Usual knapp conversation:

Erik: Yeah I went to this ADTR concert and i punched some kid in the face so hard, it was awesome.

Jim: lol cool bro, check out these wood plugs i got for my 2" hardcore stretched lobes.

Erik: Noice, let's go smoke some pot in the woods, blah blah, this hick town blows, blah blah.

by Lightning Thunderstein August 7, 2011

knauss

A small, annoying, ingorant punk who pisses people off and acts all tough over the phone and computer, but will not bother you in real life because it knows you will kill it. Also a mouse that will follow you around on facebook and comment on everything you do.

That retard is such a knauss.

by nicker bocker rules October 28, 2009

mille knapstad

Mille knapstad is an amazing friend. Get one of these.

person 1: Who is the greatest friend, and how can I get one?
Person 2: Its called a mille knapstad, you can get it of amazon

by sanneyooo December 13, 2021

knausery

to be sly and use deception while appearing innocent #2 to cheat in NASCAR ,mischevous bending rules

the car did not meet specs must be some knausery goin on

by derekdisco420 August 20, 2006

Knap Butter

The conglomeration of greasy substance that builds up between the ass cheeks after a particularly long day and resembles the smell of a shart. Occurs most often after it has been greater than 8 hours since a shower and is one of the substances to be removed whilst participating in a hooker shower.

"Girl, I had so much knap butter in my crack last night my thong was greasy!"

by shuddddders October 7, 2009

Knapped

Derived from the word Kidnapped

1. When an object or spot is taken while you are away.

2. When someone woos your girlfriend or boyfriend away from you.

1. Jeff knapped my seat while I was up getting mustard.

2. Chris knapped my girl, Latisha.

by Remilo33 August 14, 2010