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Knauss
The Knauss' live there.
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knauss
A small, annoying, ingorant punk who pisses people off and acts all tough over the phone and computer, but will not bother you in real life because it knows you will kill it. Also a mouse that will follow you around on facebook and comment on everything you do.
knauss by nicker bocker rules October 28, 2009
melania knauss
A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
melania knauss by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008
klaussexual
Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him
klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020
klaussexual
klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020
KlausSexual
You are completely and utterly in love with Klaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals.
KlausSexual by SiredToDamonSalvatore17 December 30, 2020
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.