Knauss

the act of completing the trifecta of tag team grinding with all three knauss triplets.

"Man, I just completed the Knauss"

by Tstins908 April 4, 2009

Knauss

a last name of German origin. Pronounced(Ka-nouse).

The Knauss' live there.

by Amaand February 4, 2009

knauss

A small, annoying, ingorant punk who pisses people off and acts all tough over the phone and computer, but will not bother you in real life because it knows you will kill it. Also a mouse that will follow you around on facebook and comment on everything you do.

That retard is such a knauss.

by nicker bocker rules October 28, 2009

melania knauss

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008

klaussexual

Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him

Dude! She’s klaussexual she won’t even look at you!

by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020

klaussexual

A person who is attracted to Klaus mikaleson

Oh Donna can’t stop drooling over Klaus she must be klaussexual

by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020

KlausSexual

You are completely and utterly in love with Klaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals.

Caroline: I think I'm in love with Klaus Mikaelson.
Damon: That means your KlausSexual.

by SiredToDamonSalvatore17 December 30, 2020