knauss

A small, annoying, ingorant punk who pisses people off and acts all tough over the phone and computer, but will not bother you in real life because it knows you will kill it. Also a mouse that will follow you around on facebook and comment on everything you do.

That retard is such a knauss.

by nicker bocker rules October 28, 2009

Knauss

the act of completing the trifecta of tag team grinding with all three knauss triplets.

"Man, I just completed the Knauss"

by Tstins908 April 04, 2009

Knauss

a last name of German origin. Pronounced(Ka-nouse).

The Knauss' live there.

by Amaand February 04, 2009

melania knauss

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008