knightofchrist

Troll on Phatmass who is always having homicidal ideation and ready to support the murder/killing of people.

Person 1: KnightofChrist literally just said he wants all non-Catholics killed.
Phatmasser: Technically he said after they are rightfully convicted of heresy, apostasy, or paganism
Person 1: You can't seriously think that makes a difference
KnightofChrist: I can see Person 1 is going on the chopping block
Person 1: See what he wrote right there?
Phatmass Mod: Person 1 you are trolling.

by DragonCommentary November 13, 2020

The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.

Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-

by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021

Knute Hill

A moderately high and moderately steep hill over which a gravel road is located. On the road at the pinnacle of the hill, many teenagers park their cars, usually at night time, for road parties when there are no house parties or Pender dances scheduled, most commonly during spring, summer, and early autumn months. On the hill teens drink a lot of booze and become very drunk, and the male high school students often try to get a lil' pussy.

"We're going to find Henkins and get a case, then head to Knute Hill. Dyson 'n' Robley are goin' to be there. I think Karlin is headin' there too, with Lisa and Amy. We gonna get so donk!"

by I am p'tainz August 13, 2016

Don't judge before you know

This is something most people should learn. Stop judging and saying what people are and aren't if you don't know them, if you don't live their lives. Only them know the reality.

Person 1: Look at this fool, he look like a buster!
Person 2: Maan, don't judge before you know

by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.

"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!

by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011

knowingness

Word used by Berry Gordy in a Memorial Tribute to Michael Jackson immortalizing it: an awareness of self that transcends age or experience.

Knowingness drove Michael Jackson to immortalize himself in both life and death.

by Guido1 July 7, 2009

Peanut Butter Knife

The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.

•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”

•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”

“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”

by But Sects June 14, 2021