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Kissup

1-To flatter or otherwise act more positive than normal , usually to a person in a position of power (IE teacher, boss, head gangster, slave master, etc) in the hopes of attaining personal gain in the form of a better opinion from the kissupee. Often spelled 'Kiss Up'

2-A person who kisses up (see definition 1)

3-To date someone in a much higher social class than you. Often spelled 'kiss up'

4-A person who dates someone in a much higher social class than them.
1-Did you see how James brought Mrs. Blow chocolate? He was totally kissing up to her.

2-James is such a kissup. He gave our teacher Mrs. Blow oral just so he could get an A.

3-Did you see Moriah kiss up? He and that slutty cheerleader Emily were making googly eyes at each other all through that test!

4-Moriah got lucky, the damn kissup. He was sucking Emily's tits behind the gym.
by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009
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fish kisses

when two people stand back to back, bend over, pull butt cheeks open, and touch buttholes
fish kisses are how baby fish are made
by pacman666 November 21, 2011
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kissed by fire

In "A Song Of Ice And Fire" (ASOIAF) (George R. R. Martin's famous book AKA: A Game Of Thrones) and in the Land Of Always Winter, redheads are said to be "Kissed By Fire"
an example of this is when "Ygritte", who when Jon Snow met, at first thought of her to look like a normal girl, like those redheads up in Winterfell, but soon finds out that Ygritte is considered a beauty by the wildlings because of her hair colour, and she's also a genuinely attractive person, so combining the two aspects, a great body, attractive face, not to mention those tits :P and add the red hair, you've got an amazing woman prized by the people beyond the wall. Also of note is that Jon (his surname being Snow) and Ygritte being "Kissed By Fire" has sparked a new little catch phrase for me "Kissed By Fire, Fucked By Snow" :P
by Hansel_The_Pedo December 23, 2013
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Kissless Virgin

A person who has never been, even slightly, intimate with another.
The opposite of a fuckboi is a kissless virgin
by Hondipo May 21, 2019
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A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
by 'bridge November 23, 2010
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KissMe

name of fans of korean boy group U-KISS
i love U-KISS. I'm a definite KissMe!
by Libeika October 28, 2010
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Virginity Kisses

popping a girls cherry with your tounge while eating her out
Gene Simmons has probably given plenty of virginity kisses
by jordiggernigger September 25, 2011
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