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Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.
The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.
by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018
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Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan

Dutch word for preparation activities plan for a children's carnival procession.
In 1996, the Guiness Book of World Records recognized Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedenplan as the longest Dutch word, with 53 letters.
by TimmyBoy2007 August 17, 2019
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KinerkTube

KinerkTube is a created name for a niche music industry platform named KinerkTube.com also know as the Original Underground Music Maps GPS Directory, Review Site, & Social Network Online. The word and platform itself were innovated by the founder Robbie K. Everydayallday who uses his last name "Kinerk" and the word "Tube" to represent a new word and brand to the music world, hence "KinerkTube". The meaning behind KinerkTube represents the meaning of family and adapting to change; taking big risks to survive and reach a better lifestyle. The meaning also represents the "tube" of the music which is the "ear-way" to the sound and highway to the content. When you think of "KinerkTube", think music industry family and the networking hub of the hungriest active artists, businesses, and fans of the "music industry" world.
Join KinerkTube today to discover, network, connect, advertise, market, and showcase everything you have to offer in the music industry and in one visually pleasing streamlining spot.
by KinerkTube® March 19, 2021
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Kinder egg

Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.
Kinder Eggs are sometimes rather tricky to open too!
by laurita May 24, 2006
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kinderslut

A person whom is considered sexually promiscuous at an age that is considered "too young" by cultural or sociological standards.
She's pregnant at the age of 12, what a kinderslut.
by Bobby967786876 August 9, 2006
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Kinder egg

Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.
Guy 1: Hey, remember those Kinder Surprise eggs from back in the day?

Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Oh
by quas August 25, 2005
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Kinder Surprise

The action whereby a boy will prematurely jizz into a girl's face, in preparation for oral sex, immediately after removing his boxers.
I took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!
by Sicilian Lunchbox April 15, 2010
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