Kibble-Digger

The animal version of a gold digger, usually a cat, that only shows affection towards it's human master(s) when it wants food.

"Your bitch of a cat just scratched the shit out of me when I tried to pet her! Just 5 minutes ago it jumped on my lap and was acting like I was made out of catnip! I fed her, and now she acts like I'm the dog that raped her kittens!"

"Yeah, sorry. She's a total kibble-digger. Got what she wanted and moved on."

by xcelsior! November 30, 2011

kibbe robbery

Its the deffinition of a sexy robbery. When you pull of a robbery perfectly, its a kibbe robbery. In simple terms Kibbe robbery ist when a handsome guy jumps in your window and fucking slaps his dick in your momas face.

Guy: What the fuck are you doing??
Robber: I just pulled of a perfect robbery!
Guy: Oh, so you did a Kibbe robbery?
Robber: Yes.

by SkrtMoment May 4, 2021

Matt Kibbe

A person who
- is president and CEO of FreedomWorks

- was Rep. Dan Miller's (R. FL.) cheif of staff and house budget committee representative.

-in '90 '93 he was director of federal budget policy for the U.S. chamber of commerce

-was aneconomist for the RNC

Matt Kibbe is president and CEO of FreedomWorks.

by Titus Optimus July 23, 2012

Kibble

A giant Ukrainian four-leaved clover that consists of cheese, aluminum, socrates, millenium, glucose, sucrose, and millberry pies.

The night is young, so let's go fetch us some kibble. How'd you like to come, Horatio?

by Jonny Twotime November 9, 2007

kibby kibbin

To lie, not tell the truth

Are you kibby kibbin me, or are you really going out tonight?

by Jaysaks April 16, 2008

kebbie

Short for the word kebab.

That Kebbie was nice...

by S[DOT]C January 2, 2009

kibbles and bits

Slang for scraps of crack rocks, as an alluson to the dog food. Often as picked out of the carpet.

He was so strung out he was smoking kibbles and bits off the floor, though it was probably drywall.

by Zyklon-B February 14, 2004