The kernel sander

Where you deep fry your dick before getting head and after nutting she says “it’s finger licking good”

George: Have you tried the kernel sander?
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head

by Ur brother a mother March 13, 2018

Full Kerbal

When someone makes a crazy engineering decision that could only be possible in the game Kerbal Space Program.

Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about how Elon Musk made that Giant Rocket?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he went Full Kerbal."

by PotatoPCuser January 27, 2020

then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.

shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened

by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021

kernelchaser

A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.

richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Kernel32

Also known as Kernel32.exe

A Floodnet Computer VIRUS that runs in the backround of your computer (as a process), and attempts to e-mail itself to your address book using Outlook.

James: Dude if you get any E-mails from me don't open them, I just found Kernel32 running on my comp.

Rick: Oooops...

by Sangre Viento May 19, 2005

Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.

" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "

by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009