Keebler Sidejob

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.

The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

Keeblerization

After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.

Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

Keebra

An educational institution, existing mainly for the purpose of producing freakishly brutal footballers. General student populous would consist of the following percentages:

Those Kiwis, Islanders, and the white kids with no necks (Footballers) - 80%
The really obtrusively loud kids that hang out in the art or PA block and sing (Art students) - 7%
The quiet ones that you just know one day are going to take over the world... usually via some form that will feed their sick pyromaniac tenancies (The Science Kids) - 5%
The kids that are always entered in those competitions that they excel at but just end up making everyone else look stupid (math and english students) - 5%
The ones that never seem to be at class.... are they even still enrolled? (the waggers) - 20% (some overlap with the football kids)
Ibis - 1%

Hey, let's play 'Spot the white kid' over at Keebra! I FOUND ONE! Nope, that's just an ibis.

by Caitlin-Dee McNificent March 8, 2009

keebler

The process of a small dog ,such as the pekingese, sexually mounting another mammal.

Hey dude! Kodee's tyring to keebler your cat again.

by el Socko June 22, 2006

Keebler top

A diminuitive gay man who is a top.

"Gary may be 6'5", but he's really into Keebler tops."

by dickcheneyis666 May 24, 2006

Terrell Keeble

-A man wit extraordinary swagg
-Quite Handsome
-Pretty Fuccin Sexcy
-A complete clown
-Loving and caring
-Got money out da ass

Guy "Man i need ta step ma swagg up"
Gurl "Yea u relli do"
Guy "I wish i had a swagg like Terrell Keeble"
Gurl "Yea he fuccin sexc too"
Guy " N he stay clownin on niccas"

by Keebsz February 4, 2009

keeblah

its a nick name given by a guy named oreo
its for girls only..and is mostly given to
a best friend that is nice,friendly,kewl to hang out with,fun to be around,talkative,non
stop laugher,THE WILD CHILD and cant live without her PURPLE IPOD and BUBBZ =

oreo "hey best friend!"

girl "hey luv"

oreo "ur so kewl ima call u keeblah = "

keeblah " ok ily :) "

by hubbzandbubbz December 27, 2008